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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons

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of Zone of Truth.

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Yeah!

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I found myself face to face with this man riding the dragon.

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I begged for my life and he agreed in exchange

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for information on other settlements

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and that's where I was going tonight

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to meet him and tell him about you showing up.

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Where could they be?

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GAlydindin comes forward and says,

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"'Yeah, yeah, dude, there's probably a couple

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of waterfalls in that direction.'"

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I want to go now.

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Perhaps we wait until morning.

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You guys all head to bed?

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Flint, starting on your chest,

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something you didn't notice to this point is dragon scales.

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You feel like you're looking through somebody else's eyes

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and Borg begins talking through you.

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I think we are becoming what's known as one.

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What do you mean by one?

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If they're not taken care of in time,

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the host disappears.

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How am I going to tell the group about this?

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Maybe, yeah, task at hand

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and then kind of put it next on the list.

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All right, we start off in the direction

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in which he had told us.

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The waterfall is about 30 miles.

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Help!

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You come upon this woman on the ground

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and she has her leg trapped underneath a tree.

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Let's all get in there.

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Let's all go try and move this tree.

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Heroes at last.

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And the woman picks flowers from her hair

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and then twists her fingers to weave them into garland

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as she lays a garland around each of your necks.

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You begin to hear the waterfall off in the distance.

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You notice that there are thin spider web

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and you look up into the trees

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and you see what looks like seven giant spiders

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and jumping down behind you, three Ettercaps.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We are a fifth edition actual play podcast.

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I am your dungeon master, Russ More

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and with me today is Karla Johnson.

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Yay, first out of the gate.

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I'm Karla, I play new Laura Moonbrook.

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And Tom Laird.

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Second place is the first loser, damn it.

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Yeah, I'm Tom, I play Flynn Firebeard.

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I like these sayings.

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Okay, Amy, go.

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I'm Amy More, I play Thea Amastasia

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and Fridge versus Human.

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Fridge will win every time.

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I wanna hear the story.

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We have not heard it yet.

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This is anticipation.

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It's not an epic tale.

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I've been on the edge of my seat this whole time.

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I'm sorry, the anticipation has been up there

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but it's not an epic tale.

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Russ was putting beer into the fridge.

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I was also putting things into the fridge.

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He lifted a beer case over my head

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or what I thought was over my head

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at the same time as I was getting up

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and I was like, I'm gonna move out of his way.

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And as I stood up really quickly for some reason,

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I hit my head on the handle of the freezer.

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Oh God.

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I hit my head really hard and I was like,

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I'm gonna throw up and I felt really dizzy

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but we had things to do.

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We were going to Russ's sister's.

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So I go into the bathroom to do my hair

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and I'm straightening my hair

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and I part my hair and I go out

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and then I look and it's all bloody.

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The fridge took a chunk out of my head.

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Oh my God.

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I've been like off and on like dizzy

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and kind of not feeling the best

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and I think I jarred my body really hard too

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and now I just have like aches just all over.

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So fridge versus human.

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Fridge wins every time.

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I'm sorry, Amy.

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I'm sorry to hear that.

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And now my headset, my headphones hurt

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where they rest on my head

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so I'll be constantly adjusting them.

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So good.

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So how are you guys doing?

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Not concussed.

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Not concussed.

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Yeah, totally fine.

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Good.

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Just me then.

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So Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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We've got a great community going on over there

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and we're on our way to our second goal

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which you can help us reach.

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Whoa.

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What's our second goal?

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When we reach a hundred dollars a month,

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we give away either Xanathar's Guide

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and Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes

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which is the new book coming out

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or you can get Rise of Tiamat

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and the Hoard of the Dragon Queen adventure modules.

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The ones we are playing through right now.

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Very cool.

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But if you win and you get those,

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no spoilies, please.

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Yes.

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I'm gonna say.

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I don't wanna get any Facebook messages

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of people being like.

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Do this.

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Hey, dumb dumb.

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This is what you're supposed to do.

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You guys have been so bad at this.

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Hey, dumb dumb.

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Like we know, we're not that good at it.

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We're having fun though, God.

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We should say that in game in anger.

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Everyone we're trying to help in favor.

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We're just playing a game here.

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We're just having some fun.

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Just messing around, it's fine.

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The end of the world is a game to you.

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That's what really matters, right?

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Whether we win or lose,

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just that everyone has fun on.

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That and the orange slices at halftime.

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Yes.

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Exactly.

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Didn't play youth soccer, Russ, come on.

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No.

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Sports.

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Those are very emphatic, no.

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Impressive.

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Sports are on this side.

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Music and role playing is on this side.

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Well, Amy, where is our sports podcast

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that you're hosting?

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Don't do that.

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I wouldn't be good at that either.

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I mean, I'm bad at this one too.

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Heck, if I can do a sports podcast.

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Carla's idea, you have to do it together.

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Ah.

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It would be me and Carla going,

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a lot of sports thing is happening right now.

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They're sports thing really well.

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And now we throw to our guest, Tom,

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who actually knows something about sports.

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Tom, go.

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Who actually knows quite a bit about sports.

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Sports Corner, all right.

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Sporner, no.

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Or Sporner.

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Sports.

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So.

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All right.

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I like that second one better.

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So if you join us on Patreon,

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we won't have Sports Corner.

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We promise.

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But we do have a Gook Hang

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on the fourth Tuesday of every month.

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I love Tuesdays.

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We can talk about sports on that Gook Hang.

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Like up to date.

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Oh, that's true.

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Up to date sports scores.

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Absolutely.

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Statistics.

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And then there's the bonus episodes,

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the dungeon side scrollers.

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We're going through a sweet adventure

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DM'd by Tom Laird.

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Which is.

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Oh, hey, that's me.

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Pretty, pretty, pretty good.

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It's real fun.

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It's hilarious.

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It's real fun.

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So you wanna go check that out.

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And that's really all I got.

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So fuck it.

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Let's play some D&D.

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Yay.

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Which there's a design for a T-shirt

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in the works for that.

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Coming soon.

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I want that T-shirt.

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Soon.

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I wouldn't feel like I could wear it out.

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Oh, like I need Addy up from school.

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I assume it'll have like an asterisk

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or like a thing, right?

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That's how I want it to be some sort of.

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The profanity will be like the big F

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and then like the at symbol or whatever.

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But yeah.

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So we'll figure out what that looks like.

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Coming soon.

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So you guys find yourselves in the middle

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of a whole bunch of spider's webs.

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From what you assume,

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you can hear the waterfall off in the distance.

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You think you're, I don't know.

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You're a little bit away.

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So you're within earshot of the waterfall.

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So we'll just say that.

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And you're surrounded now by three Ettercaps

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and seven giant spiders.

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Yay.

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Roll for initiative.

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Woo hoo.

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16.

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Six.

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14.

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Oh wait, 15.

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Cause of my bonus.

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I was wrong.

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Six.

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Is the, all right.

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Flint, you're playing Thaddeus.

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Oh, right.

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Yep.

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And who's playing Flammokins?

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Russ?

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I'll play Flammokins.

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Well, I can play Flammokins.

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We can talk about what you guys do.

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12.

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10 for Thaddeus.

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Spiders get to go first.

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So they drop down a ways from the canopy of the forest.

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They are going to shoot their web down.

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Each of you get shot at by one of the spiders.

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So that's one, two, three, four, five.

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So we'll go down initiative order here.

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Nularaaaa, that is going to be a 12.

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Against AC?

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Against your, yeah, attack to hit.

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It's a ranged weapon attack.

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So that's against your AC.

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Okay.

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That does not hit.

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I thought you were telling me 12 damage for a second.

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I was like, come on.

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I haven't even done anything yet.

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No, no.

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You missed.

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And you're not allowed to.

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Flint, that's a 21.

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Do I have any resistance to web-based attacks?

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I don't know.

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You picked your feats.

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Did you go web-based on this one there, spider boy?

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Pretty sure it did.

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Nope, nope.

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00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,120
Okay, so you are restrained by webbing.

282
00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,919
As an action on your turn,

283
00:09:34,919 --> 00:09:38,799
the restrained target can make a DC strength check,

284
00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:42,480
bursting the webbing on a success.

285
00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:45,320
The webbing can also be attacked and destroyed.

286
00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:49,720
But it's immune to psychic damage, just so you know.

287
00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,320
Okay, I'll keep that in mind.

288
00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:52,920
For all my psychic attacks.

289
00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,640
Flamikins Kins is a 17.

290
00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:55,640
Oh yeah, that hits her.

291
00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:57,400
All right, she is also restrained.

292
00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,640
Thaddeus is a 20.

293
00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:00,600
Yep. Jesus.

294
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,480
He is also restrained.

295
00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,280
Thea is a 13.

296
00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:07,520
Not good enough.

297
00:10:07,679 --> 00:10:09,240
Not good enough, even without your shield.

298
00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:14,240
And then there are two more that will attack Nulara

299
00:10:14,279 --> 00:10:17,840
for a 21 and Thea for a seven.

300
00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:18,960
Well, it's all fucking you, Thea, so.

301
00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:21,519
So Nulara is also restrained.

302
00:10:21,519 --> 00:10:23,759
I got you guys.

303
00:10:23,759 --> 00:10:25,120
So that's all the spiders.

304
00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,360
And that's all they get to do right now.

305
00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,000
So Nulara, it's your turn.

306
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:31,840
That's all.

307
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:35,799
Okay, so I'm restrained and, sorry, on my turn.

308
00:10:35,799 --> 00:10:36,759
I have to.

309
00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,600
As an action, the restrained target

310
00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:44,319
can make a DC strength check, a DC 12 strength check.

311
00:10:44,319 --> 00:10:46,159
Strength check, okay.

312
00:10:46,159 --> 00:10:48,399
That is a 12.

313
00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:51,159
So you burst from the webbing

314
00:10:51,159 --> 00:10:52,559
and you're not restrained anymore.

315
00:10:52,559 --> 00:10:53,519
Great.

316
00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:56,720
I guess that is my movement or?

317
00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,039
No, that's one of your attack actions.

318
00:10:59,039 --> 00:11:00,039
Okay, great.

319
00:11:00,039 --> 00:11:03,120
Remember how I already had my sword out and on fire

320
00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,080
because we were like burning the.

321
00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,120
We were burning the.

322
00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:07,840
Because we were not into the things.

323
00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:08,679
Okay, perfect.

324
00:11:08,679 --> 00:11:11,759
So I will take my second attack.

325
00:11:11,759 --> 00:11:14,440
And so are they still a ways away?

326
00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,799
The spiders are right above you.

327
00:11:17,799 --> 00:11:19,399
They're out of reach, but.

328
00:11:19,399 --> 00:11:21,960
Okay, and then what about them Ettercaps?

329
00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:24,759
They're coming at you from where you were coming

330
00:11:24,759 --> 00:11:28,799
and they're within 15 feet closing in on you.

331
00:11:28,799 --> 00:11:29,639
Okay, okay.

332
00:11:29,639 --> 00:11:31,360
So that's obviously within my movement.

333
00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,519
So I guess I'll attack one of those.

334
00:11:33,519 --> 00:11:34,919
Okay.

335
00:11:34,919 --> 00:11:37,000
So that is a 23.

336
00:11:38,159 --> 00:11:39,319
Against the Ettercaps.

337
00:11:39,319 --> 00:11:40,759
Oh yeah, 23.

338
00:11:40,759 --> 00:11:44,039
Okay, that's 17 damage.

339
00:11:44,039 --> 00:11:44,879
Nice.

340
00:11:46,799 --> 00:11:48,079
I guess that's my second attack,

341
00:11:48,079 --> 00:11:51,719
but Donny maybe will fly up

342
00:11:51,719 --> 00:11:54,399
and try and like chomp on one of them Spideys.

343
00:11:54,399 --> 00:11:55,240
Sure.

344
00:11:56,639 --> 00:11:58,079
Oh my God.

345
00:11:58,079 --> 00:11:58,919
Oh my God, you guys.

346
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:02,199
Let me just like, he definitely chomped it.

347
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,240
It's been so long since Donny actually hit anything.

348
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:06,759
I can't remember what his plus is to his attack roll,

349
00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:10,799
but Donny got a 21.

350
00:12:10,799 --> 00:12:11,919
Whoa, Donny.

351
00:12:11,919 --> 00:12:12,759
Donny.

352
00:12:12,759 --> 00:12:14,039
Does that hit the Spidey?

353
00:12:14,039 --> 00:12:15,240
Yep.

354
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,080
It's amazing.

355
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,000
Get ready for not very much damage.

356
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,639
Sorry, he's just a little guy.

357
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,039
Five damage.

358
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:28,240
And he has to do a con saving throw.

359
00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,480
Sure does.

360
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,200
Come on Donny, put this giant ass spider to sleep.

361
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,520
This will be the best thing.

362
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:35,360
It's a five.

363
00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:42,560
11 savings throw five or more.

364
00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:47,560
The target falls unconscious for one hour.

365
00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:48,680
Nice.

366
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,400
Yeah.

367
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:53,360
Now we need two guys to come and pick it up

368
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:58,000
and like gently place it or like fluff it

369
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,759
like a blanket.

370
00:12:59,759 --> 00:13:00,680
Like a small child.

371
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:01,600
Like a toddler.

372
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,800
Honestly, I don't remember if this has ever

373
00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:06,960
actually happened before.

374
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,080
Maybe once before he put someone to sleep.

375
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,080
So it is similar to the sleep spell

376
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:15,720
I think in our other game where he's unconscious,

377
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:19,840
he's been poisoned, but if someone shakes him awake,

378
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:21,560
he will wake up.

379
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,560
So he's not like in a coma or anything.

380
00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,840
Or does like physical damage to him.

381
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,080
Yes, yes.

382
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:30,360
So Donny right now, like, I don't know,

383
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,200
has a boner.

384
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,279
He's so excited.

385
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,120
Like how did this happen?

386
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,440
Donny's like fucking moonwalking all over the place.

387
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:40,279
Seriously, like that is a giant, giant spider.

388
00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:41,480
It's amazing.

389
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:42,840
I'm very proud of him.

390
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:43,840
Way to go Donny.

391
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,600
All right, sorry, I'm just trying to find

392
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,560
hit points here.

393
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,240
It's okay, I was just talking about Donny's boner.

394
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,639
It probably wasn't flying.

395
00:13:50,639 --> 00:13:51,600
It was great.

396
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,320
You are really missing a lot there.

397
00:13:54,759 --> 00:13:56,000
Flint, you're up.

398
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,840
All right.

399
00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,440
You are restrained.

400
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,960
Okay, I guess I should roll to see

401
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,760
if I can get out of that first off.

402
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:03,600
Yep.

403
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,400
That is a 19 plus all my bonuses.

404
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,640
So I think I'm good.

405
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,880
You bust free from said webbing.

406
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,960
She wants to break free.

407
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:17,680
Can you let me know like what's in front of me Russ?

408
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:18,840
Yep.

409
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:19,680
Your friends?

410
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,000
Like where are all these spiders?

411
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,200
Are they above us?

412
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,400
Spiders are in the trees.

413
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,080
Except that one that fell down.

414
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,120
Except that one that is now sleeping on the ground.

415
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,440
Nobody's at it.

416
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:29,600
Or unconscious rather, not sleeping.

417
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,440
Leave it alone.

418
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,760
Leave it alone.

419
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:32,600
So you got three other caps.

420
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,840
Put a giant glass over top of it.

421
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,280
Flint, you were in front.

422
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,560
So you are the farthest from them.

423
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,840
But you can still make it there.

424
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:44,600
They're, yeah, you're probably about 30 feet out.

425
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:48,280
Okay, and the guys above us in the trees,

426
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,200
how many of them are there?

427
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,480
Six up in the trees, one unconscious on the ground.

428
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,160
And are any of them within like five feet

429
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,160
of the other ones?

430
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:01,120
And how high up in the trees are they?

431
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:04,560
They're probably about 15 feet above you.

432
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:05,400
Okay, perfect.

433
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:08,040
And any like clumped together?

434
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,960
No, they're pretty well spread out.

435
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:12,840
What are you looking for?

436
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:13,680
What do you want to do here?

437
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,080
I know, I can't wait.

438
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,120
Well, I'm thinking it's what time I-

439
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,520
What kind of vertical leap does Flint have?

440
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,600
I use that lightning breath.

441
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:24,080
That's just sitting in my chest waiting to be let out.

442
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,920
Oh yeah, remember you can do that?

443
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:26,760
It's been a long time since the lightning breath.

444
00:15:26,799 --> 00:15:30,759
What's the, what's the, the cone or range

445
00:15:30,759 --> 00:15:32,200
or whatever on that one?

446
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:35,639
The lightning is five by 30 foot line.

447
00:15:35,639 --> 00:15:37,279
So that's why I asked if any of them are within

448
00:15:37,279 --> 00:15:38,720
like five feet of one another.

449
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:42,919
You could hit possibly three of them

450
00:15:42,919 --> 00:15:46,519
shooting up and straight into the trees there.

451
00:15:46,519 --> 00:15:48,200
Well, let's do that then.

452
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,480
Okay.

453
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:52,279
The save you have to make Russ is a 15

454
00:15:52,279 --> 00:15:53,919
and it's a dex save.

455
00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:56,480
Dex on my spiders.

456
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,639
Dex on the spiders.

457
00:15:58,639 --> 00:16:00,240
I haven't been there before.

458
00:16:01,439 --> 00:16:02,480
Dex three.

459
00:16:03,799 --> 00:16:06,240
So the one, two, three.

460
00:16:07,559 --> 00:16:11,200
So that's eight, 17, 16.

461
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,480
So- Okay, so two of them save.

462
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,319
On the fail is three D six

463
00:16:15,319 --> 00:16:16,919
and the other ones are half of that.

464
00:16:16,919 --> 00:16:17,759
Okay.

465
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:20,960
I'm crying, trying not to laugh at Tom's.

466
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:25,960
Four, three, seven and six is 13.

467
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,759
And I guess that's my second attack.

468
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:36,480
So I will just chill there.

469
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,400
Well, maybe I'll move in front of everyone

470
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,680
but not all the way to the Ettercaps.

471
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:44,040
So Nularaaa is engaged in combat with the Ettercaps.

472
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,400
Oh, all right.

473
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,240
Yeah.

474
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,080
Then I'll just go a little closer

475
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,200
but not all the way there.

476
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,320
Okay.

477
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,160
Got it.

478
00:16:50,159 --> 00:16:51,879
Flamikins, you're up.

479
00:16:51,879 --> 00:16:53,519
Well, let's just fucking do it.

480
00:16:53,519 --> 00:16:54,439
Light them up.

481
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:56,480
All right.

482
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,759
So Flamikins.

483
00:16:58,919 --> 00:17:00,120
You just tell me what Flamikins does

484
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:00,959
and I'll act it out for you.

485
00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:01,799
Yes, yes.

486
00:17:01,799 --> 00:17:02,639
Okay.

487
00:17:02,639 --> 00:17:05,039
This reminds me of a time when it was on a ship.

488
00:17:06,639 --> 00:17:09,399
And there was not spiders specifically,

489
00:17:09,399 --> 00:17:10,680
but it was rats.

490
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,159
But there was that super cool dice game

491
00:17:13,159 --> 00:17:14,240
that everybody understood.

492
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,440
Oh man, we had just finished playing.

493
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,119
They didn't even let us finish the dice game.

494
00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:19,480
I mean, it was like one of those,

495
00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:21,720
it went on for like six days,

496
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,440
one of those kind of dice games.

497
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:24,279
Yeah.

498
00:17:28,279 --> 00:17:29,240
Okay.

499
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:33,640
She's going to use infestation.

500
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,240
It's an instantaneous attack

501
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:40,400
where a cloud of mites, fleas and other parasites

502
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,880
appear around a spider that I choose in the air.

503
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,720
I don't care which one they're all kind of up there

504
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,039
except for the one that's on the ground, right?

505
00:17:47,039 --> 00:17:47,880
Yeah.

506
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:52,000
And so they must succeed on a constitution saving throw

507
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:57,000
or it takes two D six poison damage

508
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,880
and moves five feet in a random direction.

509
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:00,720
Okay.

510
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,040
And I choose that by rolling a D four.

511
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,520
Yep.

512
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,080
So constitution.

513
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,280
That's a five.

514
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,640
Okay, well the damage is only four

515
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,200
and I roll a D four.

516
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:14,160
So north it goes higher, let's say.

517
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,600
South it drops lower.

518
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,440
Okay.

519
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,400
And then east and west.

520
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,559
So. Sure.

521
00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:22,840
North is one, south is two,

522
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,279
east is three, west is four.

523
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:31,519
East, so it moves five feet eastward.

524
00:18:31,519 --> 00:18:33,920
That spider is over here.

525
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,759
A little bit to the other.

526
00:18:35,759 --> 00:18:38,120
Just a little bit, just shifts over.

527
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:43,519
It makes a scurrying noise as Flammican screams out.

528
00:18:43,519 --> 00:18:47,120
Take that, bugs, take those bugs, bugs.

529
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,600
Bug bitch.

530
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,800
The old bug bitch.

531
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,640
Bug bitch, fuckers.

532
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,000
Oh wait, hold on, sorry, pause.

533
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,680
I'm allowed to use fury of the small

534
00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,080
with an attack or a spell.

535
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,520
And the creature size is larger than yours,

536
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,760
which I'm assuming giant spiders are.

537
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,800
They are large beasts.

538
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,040
So I'm a small creature.

539
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,800
The damage equals your level,

540
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,320
the extra damage equals your level.

541
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,000
So plus 10 damage.

542
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:14,840
Nice.

543
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,319
Ha ha.

544
00:19:16,319 --> 00:19:17,159
Okay.

545
00:19:17,159 --> 00:19:19,319
Okay, yeah, what do you got there, Thaddeus?

546
00:19:19,319 --> 00:19:20,799
Oh, he should probably roll

547
00:19:20,799 --> 00:19:22,839
to see if he can get out of those spider webs though.

548
00:19:22,839 --> 00:19:25,639
If you want, I mean, he is restrained.

549
00:19:25,639 --> 00:19:27,079
Oh, well, I guess it doesn't matter.

550
00:19:27,079 --> 00:19:28,439
I'm not going anywhere.

551
00:19:28,439 --> 00:19:31,039
Do you want me to tell you what restraint does?

552
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:33,879
Does it make me more like susceptible to hits?

553
00:19:33,879 --> 00:19:38,039
Yeah, attack rolls have advantage and moves.

554
00:19:38,039 --> 00:19:39,720
Oh, crit 20.

555
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,879
Okay, so yeah, you're out.

556
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:44,559
Yeah, is the Ettercap that Nulara is fighting

557
00:19:44,919 --> 00:19:46,519
like do I have a clear line of sight?

558
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,559
Nulara is a little bit in front of Thaddeus

559
00:19:49,559 --> 00:19:50,720
and the Ettercap,

560
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,919
but there is a clear line of sight to another Ettercap.

561
00:19:54,919 --> 00:19:57,279
Okay, let's go for the other Ettercap then.

562
00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:02,279
I'm going to use my cantrip of fire bolt.

563
00:20:02,319 --> 00:20:03,159
Okay.

564
00:20:03,159 --> 00:20:05,440
And I'm going to hurl some fire at him.

565
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,279
And since I'm a level 10 character,

566
00:20:08,279 --> 00:20:10,519
oh no, it's level five that I get the bonus

567
00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:11,919
and level 11.

568
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,599
Well, it's a 2d10 anyway.

569
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,200
Yeah.

570
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,920
So that's a 17 and six, so that's 23.

571
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,600
Yep, that'll hit.

572
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,960
All right, get ready for 2d10 damage.

573
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,880
Nine and 10.

574
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:26,720
Damn, good rolls.

575
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,480
Thaddeus.

576
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:32,400
Is Thaddeus moving anywhere or is he dead?

577
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,720
No, he's going to stay stationary right there.

578
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,280
The you're up.

579
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,640
You're going to love this.

580
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,480
Yeah.

581
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,640
I like that grand Amy.

582
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:43,480
I'm excited.

583
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:48,440
Thea is going to cast conjure animal

584
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:52,920
and she is going to conjure eight wolves.

585
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:53,759
Oh my God.

586
00:20:53,759 --> 00:20:54,600
Hold on.

587
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:55,420
That's a lot of wolves.

588
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:56,259
It is a lot of wolves.

589
00:20:56,259 --> 00:20:57,100
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.

590
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:59,680
Because my wolves are medium beasts.

591
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,320
They're only a challenge rating of.

592
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,000
You got to keep track of all eight of your wolves.

593
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,480
I need a pencil and a paper.

594
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,840
Didn't plan this one out, did you?

595
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,920
I'm not keeping track of eight wolves.

596
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,920
Can I ask you a personal question?

597
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,160
It's a personal question of Thea.

598
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,000
Oh, yes.

599
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,840
Did you conjure wolves

600
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,680
because you're hoping Delaine's going to happen along

601
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:23,279
and be like, oh, she's so wolfy.

602
00:21:23,279 --> 00:21:24,700
She's so. Yes.

603
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,539
Okay.

604
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,640
I'm hoping, you know, it stops by.

605
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:33,360
So why not just practice being a little bit wolfy,

606
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,000
a little extra wolfy.

607
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000
Little extra wolfy.

608
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:36,840
I like it.

609
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:37,660
I like it, Thea.

610
00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:40,440
Thanks for letting me ask you that personal question.

611
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:41,640
No problem.

612
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,240
Are you like yelling me that in battle?

613
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:46,180
Like, Thea, hoping Delaine comes along?

614
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:52,080
No, be like, shut up, Nulara, shut up.

615
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:52,920
Just fight.

616
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,160
It'll be like in the Lord of the Rings

617
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,640
when Legolas and Gimli are counting up the orcs

618
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:58,740
that they're killing.

619
00:21:58,740 --> 00:21:59,800
Instead, she'll just be like,

620
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,360
are you summoning wolves to get a date?

621
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,600
Yep.

622
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,040
Sure am.

623
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,280
Trying, girl, trying.

624
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,840
Ettercaps are going to attack some bitches here.

625
00:22:09,839 --> 00:22:12,399
Ettercap on Nulara.

626
00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:13,919
We're the bitches, I know.

627
00:22:13,919 --> 00:22:15,240
Wait a minute.

628
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:17,799
Oh, that's not very good.

629
00:22:17,799 --> 00:22:19,399
So that's a seven.

630
00:22:19,399 --> 00:22:20,240
Perfect.

631
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:24,019
One going for Flint is an 18.

632
00:22:25,759 --> 00:22:27,319
What kind of attack do they make?

633
00:22:27,319 --> 00:22:28,279
Magic.

634
00:22:28,279 --> 00:22:29,359
No, I don't know.

635
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:31,959
Like, is it a bite?

636
00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:33,959
Is it bludgeoning?

637
00:22:33,959 --> 00:22:36,399
It is using its web garrot.

638
00:22:36,399 --> 00:22:38,519
So it's going to be bludgeoning.

639
00:22:38,519 --> 00:22:40,039
Okay, yeah, 18 will hit.

640
00:22:40,039 --> 00:22:41,319
Yeah, it will.

641
00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:43,039
So you're going to take.

642
00:22:43,039 --> 00:22:44,720
Well, if it was slashing, it wouldn't have hit,

643
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:45,759
so I had to make sure.

644
00:22:45,759 --> 00:22:46,960
It's true.

645
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:50,839
You're going to take only three bludgeoning damage,

646
00:22:50,839 --> 00:22:52,119
but.

647
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:53,039
In the butt.

648
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,319
You are grappled.

649
00:22:56,759 --> 00:22:57,599
In the butt.

650
00:22:57,599 --> 00:22:59,519
In the butt damage.

651
00:22:59,519 --> 00:23:01,039
Usually, Thea gets the butt damage,

652
00:23:01,039 --> 00:23:01,960
so this is good.

653
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,779
Someone else.

654
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:05,519
Yep.

655
00:23:05,519 --> 00:23:06,599
But you are grappled.

656
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,280
And because you are grappled with a web garrot,

657
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,080
you can't breathe.

658
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,000
Oh, that's fun.

659
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,520
And the Ettercap has advantage

660
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,080
on attack rolls against you.

661
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:15,920
So the final.

662
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,600
Is it just because it saw my lightning breath

663
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,360
and was like, I gotta shut that shit down?

664
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:20,400
Makes sense.

665
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,440
Right?

666
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,800
So Thaddeus is also web garrotted,

667
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,480
because that's a 20, not critical.

668
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:31,480
So Thaddeus is going to take five bludgeoning damage,

669
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,840
and he is also grappled and cannot breathe.

670
00:23:34,839 --> 00:23:39,599
Okay, now how can we solve that situation of breathing?

671
00:23:39,599 --> 00:23:43,079
Well, there is an escape DC.

672
00:23:43,079 --> 00:23:43,919
Okay.

673
00:23:43,919 --> 00:23:45,679
I'm assuming on our turn though?

674
00:23:45,679 --> 00:23:46,759
On your turn, yep.

675
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:47,679
Okay, yeah.

676
00:23:47,679 --> 00:23:50,559
So Nulara, you're up now.

677
00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:51,959
Back to the top.

678
00:23:51,959 --> 00:23:52,799
Okay.

679
00:23:53,639 --> 00:23:56,159
Then I will continue to attack that Ettercap

680
00:23:56,159 --> 00:23:58,759
that I was attacking.

681
00:23:58,759 --> 00:24:01,919
That was, that is a 30.

682
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:07,720
Surprisingly doesn't, doesn't hit.

683
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,279
Oh no.

684
00:24:10,279 --> 00:24:12,480
Like I said, it was a magic.

685
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,039
Yeah, yeah.

686
00:24:14,039 --> 00:24:16,519
Just kind of iron man did out there.

687
00:24:16,519 --> 00:24:17,600
Yeah, no, that hits.

688
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:18,680
Fuck, that hits.

689
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:24,360
Okay, so that is 12 damage on my first attack.

690
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:25,200
Yep.

691
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:30,640
And second attack is a 27.

692
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:35,320
I'm going to assume that hits five, seven, 11,

693
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,759
13 damage on that one.

694
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:43,800
Donnie, just like feeling so pleased with himself,

695
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,960
so pleased with himself,

696
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,000
is gonna try and chomp another Spidey.

697
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:49,840
Do it Donnie.

698
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,200
He's not gonna do it probably,

699
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,000
cause that's a 13.

700
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,120
13 does not hit.

701
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:55,759
Okay.

702
00:24:55,759 --> 00:24:56,840
Can't win them all buddy.

703
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,400
We believe in you still.

704
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,600
Flint, you're up.

705
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,480
You are grotted, grappled and not breathing

706
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,080
at the hands of an Ettercap.

707
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,280
Like my beard isn't even providing me

708
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,120
some sort of relief from the grot.

709
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,320
It snuck it up underneath the beard.

710
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:15,200
Oh.

711
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,320
Yeah.

712
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,640
It's impressive attacking.

713
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,480
In real close, real tight.

714
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,240
Okay, so what am I rolling?

715
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,080
Like. Good question.

716
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,440
Strength, con, wisdom?

717
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:27,400
Please don't say wisdom.

718
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,880
Wisdom, definitely wisdom.

719
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,880
How do I get out of this?

720
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,880
No, you gotta make an escape DC.

721
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,440
Just roll a D20.

722
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:36,400
Oh, okay.

723
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,240
14.

724
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,000
14, you get out.

725
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:42,840
Yeah.

726
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:43,680
So the grapple ends,

727
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,000
you have your breath rush back to you

728
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,360
for holding it for one second.

729
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,200
You're very out of shape.

730
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,240
That was tough, that was tough.

731
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,680
I require a lot of oxygen,

732
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:57,680
so, well, I'm going to turn around

733
00:25:57,799 --> 00:26:01,000
and swing my axe into this Ettercap.

734
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,080
Several times.

735
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:02,920
Do it.

736
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:05,360
It's a crit 20.

737
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:06,600
Nice.

738
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,960
Doesn't hit, surprisingly.

739
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,360
Ah, man.

740
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,640
These Ettercaps are out of control.

741
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,880
All right, so that's gonna be 4d10 plus,

742
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,039
what's my damage for this, two?

743
00:26:18,039 --> 00:26:19,160
Four?

744
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,160
I have to scroll down, sorry, one sec.

745
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:26,039
Okay, 4d12 plus four, whew.

746
00:26:26,599 --> 00:26:28,639
Okay, here we go.

747
00:26:30,039 --> 00:26:31,960
33 damage.

748
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,279
Fucking A, dude.

749
00:26:33,279 --> 00:26:34,720
Okay, second attack.

750
00:26:38,039 --> 00:26:40,639
That's a 20, but not critical.

751
00:26:40,639 --> 00:26:42,879
Yeah, that will still hit.

752
00:26:42,879 --> 00:26:44,480
17.

753
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,440
You tell me how you kill this Ettercap.

754
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:52,240
After my rage-filled first attack

755
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,119
with the criticalness,

756
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,760
I see he's a little worse for wear

757
00:26:56,760 --> 00:27:00,120
and I chop him right in where his hip

758
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:03,440
and leg meet up and just sever his leg

759
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,720
and the artery that goes with it

760
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,920
and he goes down in a heap.

761
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,080
I will find some blood spurting sound effects.

762
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,560
Excellent, perfect.

763
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:13,640
Yeah.

764
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,000
I mean, it was good foley work.

765
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:15,840
Thank you.

766
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:16,840
If I can't find anything better,

767
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:17,880
that's what I'll use, but.

768
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,720
Okay.

769
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,440
Okay, you're good there, Flamikins, you're up.

770
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,760
All right.

771
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,560
Let me flip to my page in my book.

772
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,440
Okay, well, she's got all this stuff.

773
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,280
Okay.

774
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,120
She's got a lot of stuff.

775
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:33,960
She's a sorcerer.

776
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:34,800
It's just wild.

777
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:35,640
It comes to her.

778
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,520
It's just like I'm feeling the power.

779
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,200
I love this NPC, by the way.

780
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,280
Oh yeah, she's great.

781
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:47,320
This reminds me of a time when I was on a ship

782
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,120
and I had my spell choked out.

783
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:50,960
Yep.

784
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:51,800
What else happened?

785
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:57,160
I was ready to go when my turn came up.

786
00:27:58,680 --> 00:27:59,520
Fuck off.

787
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,360
And I murdered the fucking.

788
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:03,040
I'm gonna acid splash the DM.

789
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:03,880
Cracking.

790
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:04,720
I mean.

791
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,520
This is like some excellent meta commentary

792
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,360
from Flamikins.

793
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,800
I hope Amy takes way longer.

794
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,320
This is amazing.

795
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:16,320
Okay, I'm going to, Flamikins conjures up

796
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,200
a bubble of acid.

797
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:23,240
Choses one of the spiders, like in the middle.

798
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:24,960
Because there's a.

799
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,440
One of them right over top of you.

800
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,840
So it splashes down on top of you.

801
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:29,680
No.

802
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:30,519
Just checking.

803
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,519
I'm thinking as both an NPC and a DM here.

804
00:28:34,519 --> 00:28:37,039
It's just trying to make sure everybody gets damaged.

805
00:28:39,039 --> 00:28:39,880
Thanks.

806
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,080
Anyway, she throws it up and makes sure

807
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,480
to hit a creature.

808
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:50,480
To hit a creature within five feet of each other.

809
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,319
She wants to hit two.

810
00:28:51,319 --> 00:28:52,400
She's trying to hit two with this bubble.

811
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,839
Yeah, sure, you can do that.

812
00:28:54,839 --> 00:28:57,160
The target must succeed on a dexterity saving throw

813
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,839
or take 2d6 damage.

814
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:01,839
This didn't work out well for them last time,

815
00:29:01,839 --> 00:29:03,120
I don't think.

816
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:06,640
Yeah, but my damage roll was stupid too, so.

817
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:07,759
Right.

818
00:29:07,759 --> 00:29:08,880
Gotta hit those stupid rolls.

819
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,720
Stupid rolls.

820
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:14,680
Okay, giant spiders have the.

821
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,560
So you're trying to hit two.

822
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,200
So that's a 21 and a 22.

823
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,039
Okay, fine.

824
00:29:19,039 --> 00:29:19,880
They don't get any damage.

825
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:20,720
No.

826
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:21,560
Boo.

827
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,640
It was a good try.

828
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,480
We heard that great song from Flaming Hits,

829
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:25,759
so it was worth it.

830
00:29:25,759 --> 00:29:27,560
It really was worth it just for that.

831
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,600
Guys, this never happened to me before.

832
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,720
Thaddeus, you are grappled and not breathing

833
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:38,120
for five, for nearly five seconds at this point.

834
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,440
Super tough.

835
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,400
All right, I should probably roll

836
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,720
to get out of that then.

837
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,200
Yep.

838
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,160
18.

839
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,720
That'll do her.

840
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:47,640
Excellent.

841
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:51,400
He shimmies free from the Ettercap's grot.

842
00:29:52,319 --> 00:29:53,600
Perfect.

843
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:57,039
I'm going to swing my war hammer

844
00:29:57,039 --> 00:29:59,960
into the Ettercap that was strangling me.

845
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:00,799
Sure.

846
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,039
That is a 23.

847
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,799
Sweet, eight plus two is 10.

848
00:30:09,519 --> 00:30:10,720
Wolves, you're up.

849
00:30:11,759 --> 00:30:12,600
Ooh.

850
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,320
That's what they say.

851
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:18,280
I'm going to get four of the,

852
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,040
there's two Ettercaps, right?

853
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:20,880
Ettercaps.

854
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,280
Yep, one in front of Nulara

855
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,040
that looks like it's being beaten up pretty good

856
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:29,560
and one on Thaddeus, which is less beat up good.

857
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,200
Well, we are going to go,

858
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,520
I'm gonna split the party.

859
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,000
I'm gonna say you four

860
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,720
and I point over to Nulara's Ettercap

861
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:41,720
and I point you four over to Thaddeus' Ettercap

862
00:30:42,279 --> 00:30:44,240
and the first four,

863
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,880
I'm gonna go to bite because that's what they do.

864
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,360
Okay, so the first one gets an 18.

865
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:51,440
Yep.

866
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:52,279
15.

867
00:30:52,279 --> 00:30:53,559
Yep.

868
00:30:53,559 --> 00:30:54,400
16.

869
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,240
Yep.

870
00:30:56,079 --> 00:30:56,960
Two.

871
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:57,799
Nope.

872
00:30:59,799 --> 00:31:01,319
It was such a drop off.

873
00:31:01,319 --> 00:31:05,799
All right, so then for damage for those.

874
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,039
So is this damage for all three?

875
00:31:10,079 --> 00:31:11,640
We'll see how good it is.

876
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:13,400
Sure.

877
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:17,160
Okay, so Ettercap gets four damage.

878
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,240
That's six damage.

879
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,480
Four, five, six, so six damage.

880
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,600
Ooh, plus 10 damage, so 16.

881
00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:29,600
Plus nine damage, so that's 25 damage.

882
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:34,600
That Ettercap is pulverized, shredded, dead, gone.

883
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,200
They're not eating it,

884
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,280
they're just ripping it apart

885
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:40,640
because these Ettercaps look gross.

886
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,080
Ettercap everywhere.

887
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,280
All right, how about that second Ettercap?

888
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,320
Second Ettercap.

889
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,680
12 plus four, 16.

890
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,200
Yep.

891
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,720
17 plus four.

892
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:53,560
12.

893
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,600
Nope.

894
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,440
18.

895
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:56,280
Yep.

896
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:57,360
All right, so same stitch.

897
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,000
Even if you roll all ones, it's dead.

898
00:31:59,000 --> 00:31:59,840
Yes!

899
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,120
Ha ha ha ha!

900
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,240
The tear it apart with the ferocity.

901
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,080
So the eight wolves come in

902
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,759
and swarm these two Ettercaps

903
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:12,759
and just churn out Ettercap meat.

904
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,799
It's just flying everywhere because these are.

905
00:32:16,799 --> 00:32:19,319
They've been put through my wolf grinder.

906
00:32:19,319 --> 00:32:22,279
And I look up to the spiders and I go, you're next.

907
00:32:22,279 --> 00:32:27,279
The spiders see this and flee into the trees and run away.

908
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,079
That makes me feel very gross.

909
00:32:30,079 --> 00:32:31,759
It's a pretty solid plan on their part.

910
00:32:31,759 --> 00:32:33,200
Because I know they're still out there.

911
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,079
I know, it's like when you see

912
00:32:34,079 --> 00:32:36,240
a really, really big spider in your house

913
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,839
and it's like, and then you don't see it,

914
00:32:38,839 --> 00:32:40,160
it's so much worse.

915
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,720
Like you go to get something extra heavy.

916
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:43,559
To smush it with you.

917
00:32:43,559 --> 00:32:44,720
And then it's gone.

918
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,480
And you know it's still in the house

919
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,279
and like, it's watching me right now.

920
00:32:49,279 --> 00:32:50,799
Well, those university textbooks

921
00:32:50,799 --> 00:32:52,200
have to be good for something.

922
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,640
Yes, they do.

923
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,039
Okay, so you guys,

924
00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:57,680
dispatch of the Ettercaps and the spiders

925
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,559
and you still have a little ways to go.

926
00:33:00,559 --> 00:33:01,839
Well, let's keep going.

927
00:33:01,839 --> 00:33:03,759
My wolves are coming with us.

928
00:33:03,759 --> 00:33:06,200
How long do you get to keep your wolves for?

929
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,279
That is an excellent question.

930
00:33:08,279 --> 00:33:10,360
I get to keep my wolves. Forever.

931
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,200
Forever, they're just part of the-

932
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,720
Forever, they're mine, they're my family.

933
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,360
I get to keep these wolves for up to an hour.

934
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,200
Okay.

935
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:21,000
Yeah, so you continue burning your way

936
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,640
and slashing your way through the webbing.

937
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,799
After about another hour, you come to-

938
00:33:27,799 --> 00:33:29,360
My wolves go, pfft.

939
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:30,720
No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

940
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:31,559
It's not an hour.

941
00:33:31,559 --> 00:33:34,680
It only takes you about, I don't know,

942
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,039
15 or 20 minutes to get to the-

943
00:33:37,039 --> 00:33:37,880
Ha ha ha.

944
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,600
Ah, that was funny.

945
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,799
And then you trip and you break some potion or something?

946
00:33:44,799 --> 00:33:45,640
I'm not sure.

947
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:46,480
Ha ha ha.

948
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,640
Things go real bad for you guys.

949
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,720
That fight went well, but shit.

950
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,120
You break your ring of holding.

951
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,240
You wanted this.

952
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,080
What is it?

953
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:56,120
Ring of spell.

954
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,440
My spell holding.

955
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:58,279
Yeah, you broke it, sorry.

956
00:33:58,279 --> 00:33:59,120
It's just a ring of spell.

957
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,080
Yeah, smashed it.

958
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,920
Now that you remembered you have it, it's gone.

959
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,360
No, you come to a large clearing

960
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,519
where there is a lake at the base

961
00:34:08,519 --> 00:34:13,200
of what looks to be an approximately 100 foot waterfall.

962
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,639
It's beautiful, you guys.

963
00:34:14,639 --> 00:34:16,519
It's beautiful, it's majestic.

964
00:34:16,519 --> 00:34:20,880
The surface of said lake is obscured

965
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,240
by an emerald green haze.

966
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:28,240
And all around there, it looks to be a worn down

967
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:32,440
kind of pathway of sorts

968
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,240
that goes all the way around

969
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:38,320
up to where the physical waterfall is.

970
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,480
And it is, I should remind you about the time it is,

971
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:45,760
it is now just past sunset.

972
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,480
So it is nighttime now.

973
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,000
What do you want to do?

974
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,640
I don't mind fighting at night.

975
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,720
Well, I can't see in the dark,

976
00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:57,760
so I'd prefer not to fight at night.

977
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:02,120
I also prefer not to scale behind waterfalls in the dark

978
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:03,800
if that's what we're gonna be doing.

979
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,120
I know that's the lame answer,

980
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:09,480
like I'm tired, let's have a sleep.

981
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:10,960
But Nularaaa is not at her,

982
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,560
it has no dark vision or anything, right?

983
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:17,160
So definitely is not at her best in darkness.

984
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,800
That being said, if you guys are all like keen to go,

985
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,240
we can keep it rolling.

986
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:24,000
You can camp outside.

987
00:35:24,559 --> 00:35:29,559
She gets first dibs if Delaine shows up though, I'm just saying.

988
00:35:29,559 --> 00:35:30,400
Oh, damn.

989
00:35:33,199 --> 00:35:38,199
Do we, we don't see any like creatures or movement?

990
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,519
There is, seems to be no creatures or movement.

991
00:35:42,519 --> 00:35:45,079
I mean, I know there's a fuck ton of spiders

992
00:35:45,079 --> 00:35:45,920
in the woods, but-

993
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:49,199
Yeah, you know, aside from the spiders that you hear

994
00:35:49,199 --> 00:35:52,320
just their eyes glaring at you from, yeah.

995
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,360
Just, no, what is it?

996
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,480
Skittling around.

997
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,440
Skittling around, lots of skittling.

998
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,920
But yeah, if you guys wanna go, like, I don't know,

999
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:02,820
convince me.

1000
00:36:05,599 --> 00:36:08,760
I don't wanna make you do anything you don't wanna do.

1001
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,800
Well, no, but we can wait.

1002
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:14,380
It would give, it would give Delaine extra time

1003
00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:15,440
to hopefully catch up

1004
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,440
because having one more person fighting with us

1005
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,720
if we do happen to find this dragon.

1006
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,720
We are going to fight a dragon, that's true.

1007
00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:26,240
I mean, the dragon does take off at nighttime though,

1008
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:27,720
correct?

1009
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:28,560
True.

1010
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:30,320
Yeah, it could just see us out here in the clearing.

1011
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,480
And I don't wanna go back in there with those spiders.

1012
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:33,480
That's all I gotta say.

1013
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:37,760
I assume we are going to be sneaky.

1014
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,280
Hold on, I feel like I have some sort of skill

1015
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,160
where I'm good at-

1016
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,320
It's called pass without trace.

1017
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,240
No, it's not that.

1018
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:50,640
It's something else that I got that is,

1019
00:36:51,639 --> 00:36:53,639
um, yeah.

1020
00:36:53,639 --> 00:36:56,000
I have a skill called hide in plain sight,

1021
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,079
so I am good at camouflaging.

1022
00:36:59,079 --> 00:37:00,119
Yeah, so what-

1023
00:37:00,119 --> 00:37:00,960
I don't.

1024
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,039
How I picture hide in plain sight works

1025
00:37:03,039 --> 00:37:05,319
is mid conversation, every once in a while,

1026
00:37:05,319 --> 00:37:07,319
Nulara just fucking disappears.

1027
00:37:07,319 --> 00:37:09,440
No one knows where she went.

1028
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,679
She was just tired of people at that moment

1029
00:37:11,679 --> 00:37:13,119
and was just like, no, I just-

1030
00:37:13,119 --> 00:37:14,639
Ghosts into the background.

1031
00:37:16,759 --> 00:37:19,519
But it gives a plus 10 to Dex

1032
00:37:19,559 --> 00:37:21,400
if I don't take an action.

1033
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,360
It's just camouflaging basically, right?

1034
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,000
Like I could spend a minute using the things around

1035
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,199
to hide the things.

1036
00:37:27,199 --> 00:37:31,199
So in theory, we could probably have a low key camp.

1037
00:37:31,199 --> 00:37:35,239
And in fact, saying that the dragon escapes at night,

1038
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:38,039
we don't actually know that it is behind this waterfall.

1039
00:37:38,039 --> 00:37:40,960
It's not a bad idea to chill down here

1040
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,280
and see if it flies out.

1041
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:44,119
That's true.

1042
00:37:44,119 --> 00:37:45,119
Right?

1043
00:37:45,119 --> 00:37:48,360
I just didn't want us to miss our chance.

1044
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:49,199
Me too.

1045
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:53,040
Could one of us go and just check it out,

1046
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,080
do a little recon?

1047
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:56,840
You tell me.

1048
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:58,640
Thea would like to go ahead.

1049
00:37:58,640 --> 00:37:59,800
Thea's got dark vision.

1050
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:04,320
She could wild shape into something,

1051
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:08,440
fly up behind the waterfall,

1052
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:09,920
see what's going on.

1053
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,800
How high up is the entrance?

1054
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,320
Is there an entrance behind this waterfall?

1055
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,600
I want to say yes,

1056
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,640
considering there's like a worn path

1057
00:38:18,199 --> 00:38:19,599
behind the waterfall.

1058
00:38:19,599 --> 00:38:23,759
But maybe this cavern is lit with braziers

1059
00:38:23,759 --> 00:38:25,879
or torches or something.

1060
00:38:25,879 --> 00:38:28,039
I like this fly up and do recon thing.

1061
00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:29,599
Remember you used to do this all the time?

1062
00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:31,000
You were like turning into rats

1063
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:31,839
and sneaking in with it?

1064
00:38:31,839 --> 00:38:33,359
Little rats and geckos and stuff.

1065
00:38:33,359 --> 00:38:34,199
Yeah, I remember that.

1066
00:38:34,199 --> 00:38:35,879
I'm getting back to my roots.

1067
00:38:35,879 --> 00:38:36,879
That seems like a good idea.

1068
00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:38,519
And then we'll have a better idea, right?

1069
00:38:38,519 --> 00:38:40,519
If it looks like, shit, yeah,

1070
00:38:40,519 --> 00:38:41,400
and they're all sleeping.

1071
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,279
Let's fucking go, right?

1072
00:38:43,279 --> 00:38:44,440
Yeah, let's kill them in their sleep.

1073
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:45,279
I like it.

1074
00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:46,119
Exactly.

1075
00:38:46,119 --> 00:38:47,199
I have no problem with that.

1076
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,880
They've been burning villages and murdering, so.

1077
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:50,800
Yeah.

1078
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:51,640
Okay.

1079
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:52,920
Also, I would love to run in,

1080
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,120
like if we're able to run in right now,

1081
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,520
if it's a good situation,

1082
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,600
I'd love to be able to run in with my wolves.

1083
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:03,280
Exactly.

1084
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,480
But if it's too high up, who knows?

1085
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:05,720
Yeah.

1086
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:07,880
But you can like suss the path and stuff.

1087
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,000
I dig this idea.

1088
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,480
Okay, so I do that.

1089
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:12,480
I will.

1090
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,720
What's the range on your wolves?

1091
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:15,560
60 feet. 60 feet.

1092
00:39:15,559 --> 00:39:17,119
I can get them to come with me

1093
00:39:17,119 --> 00:39:19,799
to the base of the waterfall and then I'll fly up.

1094
00:39:21,159 --> 00:39:22,000
Okay.

1095
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:22,840
And look in the, if that's.

1096
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:23,679
Sure.

1097
00:39:23,679 --> 00:39:26,679
Well, like, well, if that is within range, sure.

1098
00:39:26,679 --> 00:39:29,440
If not, I guess I will just have to say goodbye.

1099
00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:35,519
Sure, no, they can come up as close to the entrance

1100
00:39:35,519 --> 00:39:37,599
as you want them to go.

1101
00:39:37,599 --> 00:39:40,279
It is a pack of eight wolves.

1102
00:39:40,279 --> 00:39:42,279
And when you're trying to be super sneaky.

1103
00:39:43,519 --> 00:39:45,279
Wolves are super stealthy.

1104
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,160
I'm gonna make you roll for them

1105
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,960
if you're getting them super close.

1106
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,160
Plus four to stealth.

1107
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:56,000
Okay, so Thea is going to turn into,

1108
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,600
she's going to wild shape, into an owl

1109
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,400
because night vision, hello.

1110
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:08,560
Almost silent wings when flying, yes.

1111
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:13,000
Snazzy little mortar board hat, yes please.

1112
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:15,960
Being able to turn my head all around,

1113
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,480
constantly asking one question.

1114
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:20,119
Spitting up most pellets.

1115
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:23,760
This is the life.

1116
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:28,519
So I turn into, I think first we just,

1117
00:40:28,519 --> 00:40:32,239
I turn into an owl and I send four of my wolves.

1118
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,679
How big is this lake?

1119
00:40:34,679 --> 00:40:36,719
Cause I would like to send four of my wolves

1120
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:37,719
on one side for it.

1121
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:40,239
Cause I mean, a pack of eight is going to invariably

1122
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:43,120
be a lot more easy to spot than four wolves

1123
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,600
slinking along in the darkness.

1124
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:46,920
They're black wolves by the way.

1125
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:50,080
Didn't say it before, but I wanted them

1126
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,200
to be extra scary.

1127
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:57,520
So the lake itself is about 150 feet across.

1128
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:01,080
The, it narrows to about 45 feet on either side

1129
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,640
of the waterfall though.

1130
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,680
Okay, so it kind of comes out.

1131
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:06,760
Is it too far?

1132
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,200
Are they going to disappear in the middle?

1133
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,960
Well, at one point they're going to be

1134
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,560
145 feet away from you.

1135
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:12,400
So yes.

1136
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,920
Okay, then all of us will go together.

1137
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,120
Rule for stealth ability.

1138
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,240
Yeah, so just do one.

1139
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,200
Yes, plus four.

1140
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,400
So that's 13.

1141
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,480
So how close are you going before you turn into an owl?

1142
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,160
I turn into an owl immediately.

1143
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,000
Okay.

1144
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,760
Hey there, I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.

1145
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,600
Thank you for joining us for episode 36

1146
00:41:37,599 --> 00:41:41,199
of Dumbgeons and Dragons titled Knock Knock Anyone Home,

1147
00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:42,279
part one.

1148
00:41:42,279 --> 00:41:43,960
Couple quick notes about this episode

1149
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,639
because we did a couple things different than usual.

1150
00:41:47,639 --> 00:41:51,079
First, Tom, Carla and Amy added new feats

1151
00:41:51,079 --> 00:41:53,440
to Flint, Nularaaaa and Thea.

1152
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,119
And normally with feats,

1153
00:41:55,119 --> 00:41:58,279
feats are different features that characters can get

1154
00:41:58,279 --> 00:42:02,119
to have different improvements in different skills.

1155
00:42:02,119 --> 00:42:04,079
And in normally in D&D 5E,

1156
00:42:04,079 --> 00:42:06,360
you have an option as you move up in levels

1157
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,840
to either take an ability score modifier at specific levels

1158
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,519
or take a feat.

1159
00:42:11,519 --> 00:42:14,079
And this could have happened twice for the characters

1160
00:42:14,079 --> 00:42:15,920
but we didn't do that going through.

1161
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,000
And knowing that they're going

1162
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,480
into some difficult storytelling,

1163
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,039
I had them add those two feet options

1164
00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:23,559
and then going forward,

1165
00:42:23,559 --> 00:42:24,640
they will have the option

1166
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,200
at the regular levels like normal.

1167
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,640
We will be releasing a public bonus episode

1168
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,680
where we talk about this in the future

1169
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,079
on our Patreon page.

1170
00:42:34,119 --> 00:42:36,480
But right now I have to hold on to it

1171
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,840
because we also talk about some elements

1172
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,360
that we recorded out of sync with our current story.

1173
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,159
So there are spoilers in that content

1174
00:42:44,159 --> 00:42:46,880
and I know what's happening over there, geez.

1175
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,159
Okay, I just wanna again,

1176
00:42:48,159 --> 00:42:50,000
give you the details from our friends

1177
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1178
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1179
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1180
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1181
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1182
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1183
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1184
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1185
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:05,559
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1186
00:43:05,559 --> 00:43:07,559
It looks like so much fun, honestly.

1187
00:43:07,559 --> 00:43:11,039
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1188
00:43:11,039 --> 00:43:13,039
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1189
00:43:13,039 --> 00:43:14,640
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1190
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,160
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1191
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,119
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1192
00:43:18,119 --> 00:43:19,880
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1193
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,200
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1194
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,599
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1195
00:43:23,599 --> 00:43:25,200
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1196
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,320
in the world's official canon.

1197
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,800
And you might even find your characters

1198
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,519
in future comics, graphic novels or podcasts

1199
00:43:30,519 --> 00:43:32,320
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1200
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,800
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1201
00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:37,320
They have three episodes out by the time this releases

1202
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,840
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1203
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which is an actual play audio drama

1204
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:43,840
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1205
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:45,440
We talked about it off the top of the episode.

1206
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:46,280
It's amazing.

1207
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You should go check that out

1208
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1209
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1210
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1211
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1212
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1213
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:58,640
All of our social media links

1214
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,280
can be found on our website, dumbdragons.com

1215
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:02,440
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1216
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:05,119
to join us on our new Facebook group.

1217
00:44:05,119 --> 00:44:06,400
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1218
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,240
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1219
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:09,840
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1220
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:13,079
and what you can get out of it as a game for yourself.

1221
00:44:13,079 --> 00:44:15,840
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1222
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:16,960
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1223
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,639
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1224
00:44:19,639 --> 00:44:21,599
Links for everything mentioned today

1225
00:44:21,599 --> 00:44:24,639
can always be found in the description below.

1226
00:44:24,639 --> 00:44:26,880
The next episode will be out April 18th

1227
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,920
with part two of Knock Knock, anyone home?

1228
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:34,920
You and your pack of wolves go up

1229
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,920
and you come right to the edge of the waterfall

1230
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:46,039
and you fly in behind and there is an opening.

1231
00:44:46,039 --> 00:44:46,960
Are you going in?

1232
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,360
Sorry, so there's an opening.

1233
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:54,119
So it's just waterfall and same level as the ground,

1234
00:44:54,119 --> 00:44:55,200
just a cave.

1235
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,800
There are no steps up and in.

1236
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,039
It's just.

1237
00:45:00,039 --> 00:45:02,440
Yeah, it's a bit up and off the ground.

1238
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:03,840
How many feet up?

1239
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,480
Steps to get up there?

1240
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:09,640
No, it's a straight cliff, but it's only 15 feet high.

1241
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:10,480
Okay.

1242
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,320
Yeah, I fly up and in.

1243
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,640
I kind of perch on the edge.

1244
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,000
I don't just fly in, I fly up

1245
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,360
and like I'm just a little barn owl,

1246
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,800
just like, I'm tired and I need to rest

1247
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,400
on the edge of this serious cave.

1248
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,760
Behind this waterfall.

1249
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,720
You land there on the edge and you look

1250
00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:32,200
and you see a steep slope that descends down

1251
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,880
from the cave behind the waterfall

1252
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:39,800
and it goes and bends around a corner.

1253
00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:42,160
Do I see any torches?

1254
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,120
Is it just darkness?

1255
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:45,960
There are no torches.

1256
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,760
How far in can I go before I get too far

1257
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:50,840
from my wolfies?

1258
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:57,440
Right now you are about 20 feet from them.

1259
00:45:58,119 --> 00:46:00,119
So you could go another 40 feet before the spell would.

1260
00:46:00,119 --> 00:46:01,760
I go to my max.

1261
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:05,200
I go 35 feet because I want a little buffer.

1262
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:10,200
Yeah, you fly down this slope a little ways

1263
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,280
and find a rocky cliff to kind of perch on

1264
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:17,200
and you can see down in that it opens up

1265
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,400
into what looks to be a larger area,

1266
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,679
but you can't quite see all the way around the corner

1267
00:46:21,679 --> 00:46:23,280
without going any further.

1268
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,880
And again, no lights.

1269
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:26,519
No torches or anything.

1270
00:46:26,559 --> 00:46:29,119
All right, I fly back.

1271
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,039
Okay.

1272
00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:33,159
Quiet.

1273
00:46:33,159 --> 00:46:34,400
Naturally.

1274
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,599
So you fly back to your friends

1275
00:46:35,599 --> 00:46:36,719
and your wolves follow you.

1276
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:38,000
Yep.

1277
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,079
And I just spend the next hour snuggling them

1278
00:46:40,079 --> 00:46:42,599
and stuff, like I turn back into a human.

1279
00:46:45,039 --> 00:46:49,719
What have we done before when we go into these dark,

1280
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:52,119
like certainly this is not the first time

1281
00:46:52,119 --> 00:46:56,199
we have been in a dark place that New Laura can't see in.

1282
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:58,480
I just hold onto somebody.

1283
00:46:58,480 --> 00:46:59,320
Yeah.

1284
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:00,639
You usually light up your sword

1285
00:47:00,639 --> 00:47:01,480
is what you usually do.

1286
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:02,880
Yes.

1287
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,880
It's not really that sneaky though.

1288
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:08,119
I mean, Donnie can see in the dark

1289
00:47:08,119 --> 00:47:13,119
and can like talk to me telepathically,

1290
00:47:13,559 --> 00:47:15,320
but he also flies, right?

1291
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:18,719
So he isn't really gonna be that helpful.

1292
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:21,440
I think that's what you've kind of done in the past.

1293
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,559
I think so too.

1294
00:47:23,559 --> 00:47:25,239
But yeah, typically I guess I can just like

1295
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:28,080
light my sword because we're like trapped in a dungeon

1296
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,360
or something, it's not like we're trying

1297
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,400
to be like super sneaky.

1298
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,200
Yeah, someone already knows we're there.

1299
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,800
Are you guys just kind of standing

1300
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,760
at the edge of the lake or are you tucked away?

1301
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:40,800
Give me your, what's your...

1302
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:45,800
Yeah, I think we were like near the edge of the woods.

1303
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,280
Like, you know, we're trying to be sneaky.

1304
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,800
We don't like have a fire or anything.

1305
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,920
We're just chilling, quietly chilling.

1306
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:59,880
Thea flies back and tells you what she didn't see

1307
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:01,800
more than anything.

1308
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,480
And as you guys are kind of discussing of, you know,

1309
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,160
how to get Nulara to see,

1310
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:12,480
you hear a padding of feet coming up behind you.

1311
00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:16,040
Son of a bitch.

1312
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:17,200
Just kidding, I don't say that out loud.

1313
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:18,560
That was out of character.

1314
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,360
It might be Dane and his wolf.

1315
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,560
Here's hoping, here's hoping.

1316
00:48:24,599 --> 00:48:27,840
Yeah, so you turn around and you do see Laska

1317
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:29,279
come up behind you.

1318
00:48:29,279 --> 00:48:31,239
Yeah, Laska, are the wolves still there?

1319
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:32,840
Are they like, are they like playing?

1320
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:37,400
Like, ha, ha, ha, ha, you know, like dogs do.

1321
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,840
You know, you know how dogs play.

1322
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:43,440
Yeah, I think, I think they, they, you know,

1323
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:44,880
they're like very well behaved.

1324
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:49,079
They sit and they wag their tail.

1325
00:48:49,079 --> 00:48:51,799
I assume Laska is like dominant

1326
00:48:51,799 --> 00:48:54,000
because isn't she gigantic?

1327
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:55,280
Isn't she a giant wolf?

1328
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,239
Yeah, these wolves are just kind of like.

1329
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:58,760
Yours are just standard.

1330
00:48:58,760 --> 00:48:59,760
Think dire wolf.

1331
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:01,480
Yeah, that's what I thought.

1332
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:06,480
Yeah, Laska comes up and says,

1333
00:49:06,599 --> 00:49:11,599
we meant to meet you, but we got ambushed

1334
00:49:11,599 --> 00:49:14,679
by the dragon and Delaine is in there now.

1335
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:16,840
Oh shit.

1336
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:17,679
In there?

1337
00:49:19,639 --> 00:49:21,360
Yes, yes, in there.

1338
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,960
I point to the waterfall.

1339
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,199
Yes, he's behind the waterfall.

1340
00:49:27,199 --> 00:49:29,800
Was he injured when they took him?

1341
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,119
Yeah, he was beat up quite a bit

1342
00:49:32,119 --> 00:49:34,199
and carried off by the dragon

1343
00:49:34,199 --> 00:49:38,639
and the man with the dragon.

1344
00:49:39,639 --> 00:49:42,280
Well, that didn't sound like the end of a sentence.

1345
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:43,679
I thought you were about to tell us something

1346
00:49:43,679 --> 00:49:45,280
about the man with the dragon

1347
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:46,920
and the man with the dragon.

1348
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:47,920
I was like, I had my pencil points.

1349
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:49,199
Taken off by the dragon.

1350
00:49:49,199 --> 00:49:50,679
The man with the dragon tattoo.

1351
00:49:50,679 --> 00:49:52,159
With the dragon.

1352
00:49:52,359 --> 00:49:53,399
And the man.

1353
00:49:53,399 --> 00:49:54,599
What is that?

1354
00:49:54,599 --> 00:49:55,440
You're working.

1355
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:56,719
It's a wolf.

1356
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:58,440
It's talking, but it's not gonna have

1357
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,639
complete proper sentences.

1358
00:50:02,199 --> 00:50:04,039
Okay, that makes sense.

1359
00:50:04,039 --> 00:50:07,000
Man and dragon take Delaine.

1360
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:07,839
Wolves know common.

1361
00:50:07,839 --> 00:50:10,960
Yeah, but I am speaking very good.

1362
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:11,960
I'm a wolf.

1363
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:13,799
Yeah, he speaks common,

1364
00:50:13,799 --> 00:50:16,079
but he just isn't really a good talker.

1365
00:50:16,079 --> 00:50:17,920
Common is right.

1366
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:18,759
That's fine.

1367
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,720
You mean Academy Award winner common?

1368
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:25,240
Yes, always.

1369
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:32,200
Was it just the dragon and the man

1370
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,320
or who else was with them?

1371
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,800
Sub question, when did this happen?

1372
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,200
This happened about a day ago.

1373
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:44,240
We were doing some recon at some other settlements

1374
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:49,000
and we had come within range of one

1375
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,720
that hadn't been attacked yet

1376
00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:54,400
and we were ambushed by just the dragon

1377
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,120
and a man riding the dragon.

1378
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:00,120
There was no other horde that has been said

1379
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:03,760
to have come along with the dragon.

1380
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:08,000
What kind of attacks did the man use?

1381
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,840
Were they magical or?

1382
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,440
The man didn't really use any attacks.

1383
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,840
The dragon did most of the fighting.

1384
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:16,679
Okay.

1385
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,159
You guys want to kill a dragon?

1386
00:51:20,159 --> 00:51:21,559
I mean, yeah.

1387
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,200
What else did I come along for?

1388
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:25,200
Holy shit.

1389
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,559
Flame beacons, just a sec.

1390
00:51:28,559 --> 00:51:29,400
I would like Thaddeus have a spell.

1391
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,960
Does Thaddeus and Flame beacons have a little more?

1392
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:32,800
Yeah, don't.

1393
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:33,639
I keep forgetting.

1394
00:51:33,639 --> 00:51:34,599
Thaddeus has a lot of spells.

1395
00:51:34,599 --> 00:51:35,840
What are you looking for?

1396
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:37,760
Something that can make me see in the dark.

1397
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:40,280
Thaddeus might have dark vision.

1398
00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:44,240
Oh yeah, and like can him and Flame beacons see in the dark?

1399
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:45,200
Cause I find.

1400
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,920
Thaddeus can't, but.

1401
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:48,519
Flame beacons.

1402
00:51:48,519 --> 00:51:50,440
He doesn't have any like true sight

1403
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:51,720
or anything to help him see.

1404
00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:54,600
Thaddeus has what's called dark vision spell

1405
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:59,120
which he learned from Grancis' book of spells

1406
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:01,360
that he now has equipped.

1407
00:52:02,519 --> 00:52:03,840
Oh yeah, there it is.

1408
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,360
Oh look at that, magic.

1409
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:06,200
Imagine that.

1410
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:08,960
So yeah, he could cast two of those

1411
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:12,519
and still have one third level spell on himself

1412
00:52:12,519 --> 00:52:14,320
and Nularaaaa.

1413
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,760
Yeah, he might as well cast those.

1414
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:18,599
Do you want to though?

1415
00:52:18,599 --> 00:52:19,440
Like if we're going in

1416
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,119
you might want to save those spell slots

1417
00:52:21,119 --> 00:52:22,559
to fight the dragon.

1418
00:52:22,559 --> 00:52:24,320
Fia makes a very good point

1419
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:28,079
which is that we're going to fight a fucking dragon.

1420
00:52:28,079 --> 00:52:30,199
So how much is that sneak attack

1421
00:52:30,199 --> 00:52:32,800
really going to benefit us?

1422
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:34,840
Well. Maybe not that much.

1423
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,320
If we can do a bunch of things at once

1424
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,080
it might benefit us a lot

1425
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,039
because you guys still have those like crazy

1426
00:52:41,039 --> 00:52:42,640
dragon killing arrows, correct?

1427
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,039
I do have some.

1428
00:52:46,039 --> 00:52:48,720
So I mean like if we can launch a bunch of shit

1429
00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:49,760
all at once.

1430
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:51,680
Is that how it works? That could be real good.

1431
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,240
Do we all get a sneak attack?

1432
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:57,160
Well there's no technical sneak attack thing

1433
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:58,920
unless you're a.

1434
00:52:58,920 --> 00:52:59,760
A rogue.

1435
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:00,600
A rogue.

1436
00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:05,800
So no, like you would have,

1437
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:09,440
you would use stealth to be sneaky getting in there

1438
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:13,440
and you may have like a first go at initiative.

1439
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,280
Right.

1440
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:15,720
But it wouldn't, yeah.

1441
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:17,280
Okay, well I guess it's up to Thaddeus

1442
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,320
because it's his spell, so.

1443
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:22,480
Laska has the dragon left for the night

1444
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,480
because we know that the dragon leaves for the night

1445
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:27,039
and Laska says no, no the dragon hasn't left yet

1446
00:53:27,039 --> 00:53:29,680
but he usually pieces out in like about an hour

1447
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,160
he checks his watch.

1448
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:32,000
Yeah.

1449
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:34,600
It's a punctual watch.

1450
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:35,440
Yep.

1451
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,440
We know there's watches in this universe, right?

1452
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,760
Well if there's trains there's gotta be watches.

1453
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,960
Because otherwise how does a conductor keep time

1454
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:43,800
in a schedule?

1455
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:44,880
Exactly.

1456
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:45,720
It's true.

1457
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,720
Well I don't know, do you guys wanna

1458
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,000
like hunker down out of sight for an hour

1459
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:52,920
and hope the dragon leaves

1460
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:54,559
and then like sneak our asses in there

1461
00:53:54,559 --> 00:53:56,559
or do you wanna just like go on in?

1462
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:58,599
You know if we wait an hour,

1463
00:53:58,599 --> 00:54:01,800
sneak our asses in there, heal Delaine up,

1464
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,519
lie and wait, you gotta come back.

1465
00:54:04,559 --> 00:54:06,280
Yep, I like this idea.

1466
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,880
However, once the dragon leaves,

1467
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:12,719
whatever devastation is caused is on us.

1468
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:16,759
You guys know that he likely leaves at night

1469
00:54:16,759 --> 00:54:18,599
to go meet with.

1470
00:54:18,599 --> 00:54:19,639
Oh right.

1471
00:54:19,639 --> 00:54:20,480
Yeah.

1472
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,400
Yeah, he wasn't doing attacks at night, right?

1473
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:25,280
He was just going to meet with Galen.

1474
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:26,679
Oh yeah, but his night.

1475
00:54:26,679 --> 00:54:29,079
Oh right, Galen is the lift operator.

1476
00:54:29,079 --> 00:54:31,280
He's the pulley man, yeah.

1477
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:33,039
His night's gonna be free though.

1478
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,719
Because Galen is not.

1479
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:38,599
True, but he still has to fly there.

1480
00:54:38,599 --> 00:54:40,119
It took you guys all day to run there.

1481
00:54:40,119 --> 00:54:42,639
So he will be quicker to get there and back,

1482
00:54:42,639 --> 00:54:45,079
but yeah, we will still have time.

1483
00:54:45,079 --> 00:54:46,039
Then let's wait.

1484
00:54:46,039 --> 00:54:47,719
Yeah, I like this plan.

1485
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:49,920
Let's wait, let's have a,

1486
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:51,880
that's not even a short rest.

1487
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:56,880
Let's just rest and go in when the dragon leaves.

1488
00:54:59,119 --> 00:55:02,000
So you guys hunker down and hide away

1489
00:55:02,039 --> 00:55:04,400
while your wolves disappear.

1490
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:05,400
Yep.

1491
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,239
I pet each one of them before they go.

1492
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:10,840
Approximately an hour later,

1493
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:15,840
you hear a loud flapping of wings

1494
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:20,920
and a bellowing roar emit from behind the waterfall

1495
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:25,000
and a large green dragon comes out

1496
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,679
bursting from the waterfall,

1497
00:55:26,679 --> 00:55:31,000
water spraying everywhere with a dark figure on its back

1498
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,119
and it flies off into the night.

1499
00:55:33,119 --> 00:55:34,119
Music

1500
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:51,920
Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod

1501
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:54,599
of incompetech.filmmusic.io.

1502
00:55:54,599 --> 00:55:56,239
Can you show me a picture of an Ettercap?

1503
00:55:56,239 --> 00:55:57,920
Yeah, I'd like that too.

1504
00:55:57,920 --> 00:55:59,440
Yeah, what is an Ettercap?

1505
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,559
While you're doing that,

1506
00:56:01,079 --> 00:56:02,920
turn the light on, it's getting dark.

1507
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,719
You can literally just show us a picture.

1508
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:06,799
I know, it's like, all right, we have video,

1509
00:56:06,799 --> 00:56:07,719
I can do this.

1510
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:08,639
Oh Jesus.

1511
00:56:08,639 --> 00:56:10,000
Oh Carla, are you okay?

1512
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000
I think Carla didn't detach herself

1513
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,599
from her microphone

1514
00:56:13,599 --> 00:56:15,840
but she left her computer.

1515
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:20,840
Guys, I hope it's died.

1516
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,000
Carla, are you okay?

1517
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,320
She was trying to make Amy feel better

1518
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:26,159
for her concussion.

1519
00:56:26,159 --> 00:56:27,400
That's an Ettercap. Oh my God.

1520
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:29,239
Oh, that was amazing.

1521
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:30,400
Well done, Carla.

1522
00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:32,079
Are you there?

1523
00:56:32,079 --> 00:56:32,920
I am here.

1524
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:34,559
Fury of the Small.

1525
00:56:34,559 --> 00:56:35,639
I have that too.

1526
00:56:35,639 --> 00:56:36,480
Yeah, it's like-

1527
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:38,200
Just in case you're wondering, just personally.

1528
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:40,360
Like I, Carla Johnson,

1529
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:43,519
like feel that to my soul.

1530
00:56:45,519 --> 00:56:49,559
A spell name has never spoken to me so deeply

1531
00:56:49,559 --> 00:56:51,599
as Fury of the Small.

1532
00:56:51,599 --> 00:56:54,160
Carla's next character will be a goblin.

1533
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:56,280
The smallest character possible.

1534
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,880
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